So my friend started her blog up again after 2 years, and wrote a blog post about it. I read it. This of course means I must follow suit and blog on here again. I'm afraid that I just got finished doing pilates and chewing out our HRA company for being epic morons, so I am all out of wit. So if you get bored fast or just don't care about dumb stuff you should probably stop reading now.
Here are a few of the quotes heard around my house this week that made me laugh.
"You smell like an old hispanic lady."
"Have you hugged a homeless guy today?"
"Mom, can I go to cantaloupe now?"
"Dad, you're a handsome cow! MOO!"
*points to a cartoon of a 90 year old lady with a cane* "Look mommy! It's you!"
And of course, no day is complete without my children yelling "DADDY!" at the top of their lungs to whatever random stranger on the street happens to be wearing khakis and have dark hair. I'm pretty sure that's the only criteria they judge by, because past babbidaddis have been black guys, very large guys, old guys, balding guys, dark skinned spanish guys and (unfortunately for me that is actually untrue) the hot young (22 y/o) guy that used to live downstairs.
And there you have it. We're all a bunch of crazy people. Welcome back to our world.