*erin, grabbing my face, squishing my cheeks, placing her forehead against mine, with a very serious tone* Mom? You're getting... very chubby.
*me* Tonight is Family Home Evening!
*me* Yup! It's Monday! Every Monday is Family Home Evening!
*aiden* And every Sunday my dad has tuna fish sandwiches!
*me* Erin, you are so beautiful!
*erin* Mom... my butt itches. So I'm going to scratch my butt.